3rd of July

[Titus]

July 3rd, My house, my family and I will be hosting the third annual, "How many times can Doug shoot himself in the face?" National Birthday celebration, Recession edition.

Any and all of my friends and associates are invited, you just have to give me a head count. Also I ask that I can get some donations prior to the party, so that I can go get some fireworks. I normally fork over the whole grand myself but this year I will not be able to afford that much. So if you have liked my fireworks in the past, all I ask is you get ahold of me, (I will come pick it up) and donate to the causing of clearing my yard of all insects for the week.

We have not figured out what the food will be, I think it will be like last year where everyone brings a dish to pass, and my family will provide the big parts.

This is a family event so kids, dogs, and parents are all ecouraged to come.