The Ham is a Lie!

[MorGrendel]

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Q: When Is Salami Not Salami? A: When You Order a Cold Cut Combo at Subway.

At first, we thought our sandwich maker had forgotten to include the advertised slices of salami. But upon further investigation, it was there, just in an unfamiliar form that the franchisee wouldn't substitute the old-fashioned kind (as in, what you think of when you think of salami).

In response to our query, a customer service representative sent along the following note to explain:

"Subway's Cold Cut Combo are turkey-based meats of ham, bologna and salami," it read. "They are made from turkey, like turkey hot dogs or turkey burgers. The Cold Cut Combo already includes the salami as part of the formula. It may look different from pork-based salami."

"Regular" salami is only included in the Italian BMT or Spicy Italian sandwiches. Otherwise, you can't get it, and the ham and bologna are also only turkey-based facsimiles. Does Jared know about this?

[Belovesus]