How To Handle The Jerk Next To You On An Airplane (NSFW)

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How To Handle The Jerk Next To You On An Airplane (NSFW)

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1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes, join your palms together, tilt your head up to the sky & move your lips as if praying

6. Then hit the link...http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
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Re: How To Handle The Jerk Next To You On An Airplane (NSFW)

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Old and the Arabic is obviously just random letters put together. Also, Muslims do not fold their palms together to pray.
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Re: How To Handle The Jerk Next To You On An Airplane (NSFW)

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That's too bad. I had hoped it said, "If you can read this, then you probably don't find this very funny."
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Re: How To Handle The Jerk Next To You On An Airplane (NSFW)

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Arabic letters become connected within words (with a few exceptions). I can do better than that just using Word.
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