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MorGrendel
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You may want to think before you decorate.

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christmasman.jpg
Fantastic.
"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder, almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize the guy was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."
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If only I had an enemy bigger than my apathy.

Noli nothis permittere te terere.
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Ahahaah, that's awesome!!!
My love for you is like a truck..
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ok so im making one, but mine will have a child hanging and a man on the ground trying to catch him.
what is best in life,to crush the enemy, se them driven before you and hear the lamindation of there women!
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