Codex: Women

[Titus]

This will only make sense if you play 40k but I thought it was hilarous. Gamers guide to women.

Think of it as Codex: Women. You need to buy 1750pts of an "army", complete with a mandatory "HQ: Etiquette" and two troop choices. I heard "Companionship" is good, and "Responsibility" is always a nice one. "Emote" makes you feel dirty but is also good. But never take "Friendship". It suxs. Hard.

Other choices are not mandatory, but can support your army. Fast Attack stuff like "Cars" and "Discos" and that multiple one-use models per choice "Gifts" may look good, but in general you don't want too much of it. Out of context of the rest of the army, they sux.

Heavy support in general, such as "Good Income", "Supportive family" and "Good looks", are always nice but the models are hard to come by.

The best force modifiers are all in the Elite slots. "Commitment" is a good one. "Protective" may not be as good, depends on how you use it it can backfire on you. I'm sure others in here can provide more examples.

Then once you've gathered all your pieces, you have to practice with said army. It doesn't help if you gathered all the pieces and let them gather dust: constant play is what makes you good.

Yes, this is a time consuming thing. But with most good things, it is well worth it. Good luck, and happy "gaming

[boagrius]

F'n hilarious.