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Quotable Quotes
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:07 pm
by MorGrendel
So we hear different things in passing, and inevitably we always find ourselves saying, "Where is the quote book?" Here is my attempt to catalog them. They should fit into one of these catagories:
Misused Words
Quotes that make sense, just not in English.
Witty Responses
Conversations that seem to careen off in the wrong direction.
Akward Moments
Captured slices of time when we wish we could take back what we just said.
Stories Never Told
The quote itself is not so funny, but the story leading up to it sure is.
Enjoy!
Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:20 pm
by MorGrendel
Misused Words
"He one-eyed blinked at me!" - Amanda
"Its a silent book." - Teresa
"It was hot until my wife got involved." - Morg
"You know, 'V' like in Berzerker." - Berzerker
Witty Responses
Morg: "That's really starting to piss me off."
Rachael: "What? The smell of dead strippers?"
In response to why Dan brought such a big tent to Pennsic-
Morg: "He brought all three of his girlfriends, his ex, his soon to be ex, and his future ex."
Akward Moments
"I want to f*ck, Seabass!"
Nugget sang as he sat in between two groups of people, one singing the Seabass song the other the Berzerker song.
The Greatest Stories Never Told
"Tasty d*ck."
A rarely used moniker for Bash, coined after a heavy night of drinking.
Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:44 pm
by Fritz
"Fuck Jeff fuck!"
Fritz who coined this?
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:10 pm
by Bash
Witty Responses :
FaBreez your Hookers
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:05 pm
by boagrius
on a funny note, the originator of tasty dick asked where he was?
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:08 pm
by MorGrendel
At some point I'd like to expand this and include stories. Also, we should reference the orginators of sayings, so long as we can protect the innocent. If your a Galatian, your anything but innocent.
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:16 pm
by MorGrendel
Witty Responses
Morg: "Hey Bezerker, that girl is hot."
Bezerker: "Yes. I will stare at her until it get akward and she leaves."
Akward Moments
Mongo: "There is no way you could duck tape me to a tree!"
This was shortly followed by the sound of ripping duck tape and the clicks of cameras. At least he had his clothes on.
Bash: "I'm king of the world."
Uttered as Big B held him at the prow of RavenSpittles Pirate ship. The were soon asked to move due to structural concerns.
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:40 pm
by Bash
YOU TELL HER I DIED AND BURNED IN HELL
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:29 pm
by MorGrendel
Bash wrote:YOU TELL HER I DIED AND BURNED IN HELL
Making quotes, Nice!
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:35 pm
by Fritz
Fritz who coined this?
That would be me. It happened when I accidentally kicked over some chicken wings when Scutt was home. I was trying to say "Fuck, Jeff I'm sorry." However, by the time I got to the word Jeff, I had realized that some chicken wings were still on top of my foot and were burning it. So what ended up coming out was "Fuck Jeff... FUCK! Sorry" Scutt then immediately shortened it to "Fuck Jeff Fuck!"
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:16 pm
by MorGrendel
Doug to his pledge:
"Ideas are good in theory."
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:06 pm
by Brynhild
Whitty response:
Anyone remember the line I said at pennsic when we played that game to get alchol? it was like whats black and white and gay? And I said to the guy I don't know, What colors are you wearing?
Was that it? Because I may have been slightly drunck but that was pretty damn good answer!
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:49 pm
by hypo
yeah that sounds about right and it was damn funny!
Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:44 pm
by Bash
Whitty response:
Brian: so this is my idea for ....
Doug: No no Wait my idea is PERFICT!!!
Brian: .......
Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 12:46 pm
by MorGrendel
Brian's a great guy, everybody should sleep with Brian.
Brian: "You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at my pants."