chuck norris

rabbit · Post by **rabbit** » Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:11 pm

chuck norris can do a wheelie aon a unicycle

Belovesus · Post by **Belovesus** » Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:12 pm

There is probibly something like this out there already, but oh well...

"Chuck Norris doesnt try to survive in the wild, the wild tries to survive in Chuck Norris..."

"Chuck Norris went to the moon one day, and he was so sad that there was nothing there to roundhouse kick, so he cried a single tear that flew down to earth and flooded the land. Fourty years later, the tear dried up, and Chuck found this guy named Noah, and he promised the poor old man that he would never cry again..."

boagrius · Post by **boagrius** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:09 pm

thats not true chuck norris' tears can cure cancer but he never cries.

Belovesus · Post by **Belovesus** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:09 pm

right, he doesnt cry ANYMORE :P