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Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:44 pm**

If there was a dought who the baddest person in the world is let this put the debate to rest. http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:54 pm**

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.

ahahahahaa!!

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:08 pm**

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Posted: **Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:18 pm**

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 11:34 am**

I like to "knit sweaters"

and for Chris:

Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:51 pm**

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 3:02 pm**

When chuck norris gets pulled over he lets the cop off with a warning.

Posted: **Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:28 pm**

Chuck Norris can catch the blade of a lightsaber.

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:18 pm**

Theres no such thing as global warming, only periods in Earths history when Chuck Norris farted.

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:16 pm**

65,000,000 years ago a dinosaur tried to eat Chuck Norris.................they all had to pay!

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:05 am**

Contrary to popular belief, there was never an atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima. The blast was actually the result of Chuck Norris being told that fortune cookies are Chinese, not Japanese.

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 11:10 am**

At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:15 pm**

chuck norris once walked down the street with an erection, therewere no survivors.

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:36 pm**

If someone asks Chuck Norris what his favorite song is, he roundhouse kicks them in the face until they beg for mercy. He then tells them that's music to his ears.

More than half of the planet population has never actually seen any Walker Texas ranger or Delta force or Missing in action production. But they still think Chuck Norris exists. When asked why, they all reply, "Faith."

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:42 pm**

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."