More funny if it wasen't true

[MorGrendel]

If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left.  With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left. With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.  But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214. 

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.   It's called the 401-Keg.

[Berserker]

hahaha, nice