Storvik Novice Tourney

hypo · Post by **hypo** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:55 pm

11. Dont forget about LOKI

12. You keep what you kill

lilkender · Post by **lilkender** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 1:18 pm

BUT:
Other than the dollar menu, the feast is cheaper than McD's.
Gas is not such a problem when the feast is outdoors.
Fops, chewing with your mouths open, food fights and table wounding are not such a problem when there are enough of you to fill a table to yourselves.

You've got me on #6 and #11, I have no rebuttal for that.
But #1, if you hate me why do you let me hang around at all??

Berserker · Post by **Berserker** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 2:20 pm

Mayor: Er, Master Betty, what is the Evil Council's plan?
Master Betty: Nyah. Haha. It is EVIL, it is so EVIL. It is a bad, bad plan, which will hurt many... people... who are good. I think it's great that it's so bad.

hypo · Post by **hypo** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:10 pm

I don't hate Kender. Why would you post that Mor Grendel... That is just mean... you mean mean man!!!

Play nice!

Berserker · Post by **Berserker** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:15 pm

Master Doe: Please, I'm dying, you must listen to me. I fear the Chosen One may give up hope, this must not happen. The creature in his tongue, although a little disturbing, possesses great supernatural powers. Without Tonguey, the Council is invincible, they will come to Betty's aid. Do you understand that?

hypo · Post by **hypo** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:49 pm

Chosen One: You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Master Betty: Hmmm. I'll kill him. I'll kill him dead. Like with, with a, rock or something. Like a, like a stone.
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Students: One... of us... is wearing... a push-up bra! It's lacy and cute!
Master Tang: Now say it again.
Students: One of us. Is wearing. A push-up bra.
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Ling: Please, stop. Wimp Lo sucks as a fighter, a child could beat him.
Chosen One: Well, I'm gonna count to three, and if I hear one more friggin' squeak, I'm gonna take his shoes, and shove em' up his...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Chosen One: Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.
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Wimp Lo: Take a close look. 'Cause I rule, baby.
Chosen One: And who do you rule, the large-dark-nipple people?
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Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Master Tang: [narrating] At that moment, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson about iron claws... THEY HURT LIKE CRAP MAN.
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Master Tang: Chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go moo. Piggie go oink-oink, how bout you?
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Wimp Lo: I'm bleeding, making me the victor.
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And the Number 1 Qoute from this is:
Master Tang: Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.

Berserker · Post by **Berserker** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:59 pm

When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species

MorGrendel · Post by **MorGrendel** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 4:10 pm

The Te (tay) is a collective accusitory you, like you'awl, or awl-you'awl or 'dem. The you is anyone that is not us, hense them, so Them To Be Hating, or in a more Cartman-esque way, "I hate you guys."

What does Kong-Pow have to do with all of this?

ahrimen · Post by **ahrimen** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:10 pm

yea we hate dem guys who are not us but other people not like us if they where us we would not hate them cause they would be us an not them and we dont hate us cause we are us and hating us is counter productive to hating them who we hate........who is not us!

i hope that clears it all up :D

Kaliban · Post by **Kaliban** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:14 am

scary part is i understood what dan said ..... damn i need sleep

Berserker · Post by **Berserker** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 8:13 am

Dragostea mea pentru tine este ca un camion!!

hypo · Post by **hypo** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:16 am

love my for you like a truck!
or
My love for you is like a truck!

but I think that "Dragostea" is spelled "Dragoste".

Berserker · Post by **Berserker** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:28 am

heh, Doug, you're giving me lessons in romanian?? Come now! You should know better then to believe that the translators actually know grammar. What i wrote is the correct sentence formation. :P

lilkender · Post by **lilkender** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 12:54 pm

But MorGrendel was talking to me, not to "them"... so I figured the "te" applied to me... who am not you (all). Also, in the Latin grammar I learned, "te" is singular accusative tense; "vos" would be plural accusative.

And I don't think we need to resort to translation sites to figure out what Berserker's going to say in Romanian.

Berserker · Post by **Berserker** » Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:06 pm

In this case, 'Dragoste' means generic 'love'. You need both the 'a' and the 'mea' so to mean 'my love'. 'Mea' means mine but without the 'a' it no longer belongs to me, so there is no more 'My love' even though you include the 'mea' word. In fact, without the a it really doesn't make a lot of sense. 'Dragostea' without 'mea' basically means 'THE Love' which is also incorrect in this sentence. You could say something like 'Dragostea este ca un camion' which would mean ' (The) Love is like a truck'

So like i said, 'Dragostea mea pentru tine este ca un camion' is the correct sentence structure.

PS. The word 'te' is indeed used as a reference to 'you' as in 'Te urasc'-- I hate you
In the word Dragoste however, the te is just part of the word, it does not have anything to do with the pronoun. e.g. Just like in 'Youth', the word You doesn't have anything to do with the pronoun.