How About this One Brian?

[Titus]

I know you didn't like the first one but it looks like they might have fixed it this time.

Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson, flying ninjas, What more do you need?

[hypo]

I am in!

[lilscutt]

me too and then men black 3 looks good

[Bash]

Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson, flying ninjas, What more do you need?[/quote]

Snake eyes to be Asian , that has his mouth shot off. not just some white kid choosing not to talk. the Baroness to be a bad guy not just under mind control. I want G.I. Joe to be real American heroes. I want the FUCKTARD writers of the first GI Joe to do a 10 min peace at the start of the movie about how they are FUCKING jackasses and are sorry for fucking up GI Joe. Then i want Bazooka in his number 21 shirt to beat them in the head until they pass out. then have Mutt bring Junkyard to piss on their faces. AND then have Barbecue torch them. then i will get up and leave with out watching the rest of the movie.

[boagrius]

I love you.

[MorGrendel]

Woot! Roadblock!
Who is Bruce Willis?
Nightlight was better than Bar-B-Q. And shipwreck wedgied Bazooka and Spirit any chance he got. Should I know the chick ninja in red?

[Bash]

Night light ? Are you talking about blowtorch? yeah blow torch was better. as for the red ninja the only one that comes to mind is jinx but she was only in the movie.

[Fritz]

Snake eyes to be Asian , that has his mouth shot off. not just some white kid choosing not to talk. the Baroness to be a bad guy not just under mind control. I want G.I. Joe to be real American heroes. I want the FUCKTARD writers of the first GI Joe to do a 10 min peace at the start of the movie about how they are FUCKING jackasses and are sorry for fucking up GI Joe. Then i want Bazooka in his number 21 shirt to beat them in the head until they pass out. then have Mutt bring Junkyard to piss on their faces. AND then have Barbecue torch them. then i will get up and leave with out watching the rest of the movie.

Sounds to me like you want the action figure therapy guys to write the movie. It'd be like a mustache with titties on it.

For those of you that don't know the unbridled awesomeness that is action figure therapy, I give you their videos for the Army-Navy game:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBwIU4jD0RY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKC23tWTi-k

[MorGrendel]

Yes. I was combining Blowtorch and Low Light in my head . . .

Low light - What a crappy name, here are some others:
CODE NAME: ALPINE
Real Name: Pine, Albert M. (Oh, so creative)

CODE NAME: BIG LOB
Big Lob is that guy in GI Joe the movie that talks in sports metaphors. (Skyhook would have been better)

CODE NAME: CHUCKLES (Cobra will never believe this guy is a Joe

CODE NAME: DIAL TONE (Is this so Flint never had to press *9 to get out)

CODE NAME: LAW
Law is an MP and a dog handler. His dog's name is Order. (Ugghhh)

CODE NAME: SNOW JOB (Actually, this is a great name, unless you have to work with him)

CODE NAME: STEELER (What a loser.)

CODE NAME: TOLLBOOTH (Did he lose a bet?)

An the absolute worst name is:

CODE NAME:AIRTIGHT
Airtight handles anything toxic, hazardous or weird. (Hahahahahahahahahahaha)

[boagrius]

And I hate you.

[MorGrendel]

Who do you hate? Be specific.
BTW - I thought the Marine one was best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXQnl_99 ... ure=relmfu

Or did I miss a Joe . . . Like Roy. L Farmer, Codename: Royal Farms - Quote: Giving a new meaning to "don't ask, don't tell".

[boagrius]

just saw the marine action fig. That was hilarious.

I hate you because I love g.i.joe but your right all the names were lame and I'm mad you beet me to making fun of them.

And FUCK YOU about Roy. Under Obama he can serve just like the rest of you homo's.

[MorGrendel]

Airtight - hahahahaha

[Titus]

just saw the marine action fig. That was hilarious.

I hate you because I love g.i.joe but your right all the names were lame and I'm mad you beet me to making fun of them.

And FUCK YOU about Roy. Under Obama he can serve just like the rest of you homo's.

That is becasue the military has gone back to the old GI Joe slogan.
"Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!"