HIPPIES, What is a hippie?

[lilscutt]

I see the word used alot, so what would galatia consider a hippie, or a "hippie move?"

[Berserker]

Fritz!

oh and Dan too!

[Bash]

who ever and what ever i deem to be a hippie

[lilscutt]

so that still doesnt describe what a hippie is.

[MorGrendel]

Well, it is hard to explain exactly. Hippies come in many types, and I hate them each for their own reasons. You have:

Conspiracy Hippie
The government man is out to get us. They are putting growth hormone in the water to build a race of super soldiers, to fight against so-called terrorists and Extra Terrestrials. I mean real live aliens, man. And they have satellites that use microwaves to control our brain waves, and put us under mind control, man. Here, put this spaghetti pot on your head to block them.

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Huggy Peace Hippies
Love man. Make peace not war. War is bad. Free love, man. Between a man and a woman. Or man and a man, or man and a hamster. Its all good. Don't judge me man.

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Dirty Hippie
Showers and deodorant are for the Man, man. They are for the homogenous masses, but I'm my own man, man. That's why I build furniture out of old pizza boxes. Recycling at home, man. I'm not wearing a tie ever, man, even at my funeral dude. Come help me push my Vespa, I'm late for my Taco Stand job.
(How do you hide money from a hippie,...put it under the soap)

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Moocher Hippie
Hey man, I just lost my job, err like three years ago, can I sleep on your couch. You don't mind do you, cool dude. Hey did you just order a pizza? Can I snag a slice. Thanks, hey, this is kinda dinky, I'm gonna go ahead and grab two. Hey, did you know you got beer in the fridge? How did you know that this is my favorite beer? Psstt, mmmmm. Hey, I'm put my water bong in the window to dry, you don't mind do you.

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College-Know-It-All Hippie
The socioeconomic cataclysmic exertion of the African-American male is entirely fabricated and perpetuated by the disenfranchisement from the ethnocentric neoconservatives. I am for a complete overhaul of the UNWTO, W3C, UNWSSD, and WIPO. And uh….. Big word, big word, college professor babble, big word, red pen, Yeah!

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Won't wear clothes in public hippie
Errr....This really does not need any explaination.

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[Rachel]

make love not war. drop acid not bombs. get it straight

[lilscutt]

I great descriptions. I think i like the moochier hippie

[Fritz]

Clayson to answer your question seriously, hippies were those idiotic left-wing anti-war protesters from the late 60s and early 70s. Typified by long hair, hobo-life clothing, a complete lack of reason, and essentially just wasted their lives doing nothing and getting high. If you asked them for an actual reason for anything they said politically, they would mostly answer "because maaaaan." Yes, I hate hippies, perhaps more than Brian or Cook. They give reasonable liberals like myself a bad name.

[boagrius]

shut up hippie. and use the back door.

[Fritz]

Moocher Hippie
Hey man, I just lost my job, err like three years ago, can I sleep on your couch. You don't mind do you, cool dude. Hey did you just order a pizza? Can I snag a slice. Thanks, hey, this is kinda dinky, I'm gonna go ahead and grab two. Hey, did you know you got beer in the fridge? How did you know that this is my favorite beer? Psstt, mmmmm. Hey, I'm put my water bong in the window to dry, you don't mind do you.

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As long as you do too Chris =)

[Bash]

*eye twitch, EYE TWITCH* use me in as an example of what a hippie is *Eye TwItCh* i am i a-m so sooo sooooo mad right now!!!!!! i am going to rip off you head and show you what kind of peace loving hippie i am.

[MorGrendel]

Clayson asked for Hippie moves, I can't help if the camera captured your hippie side. Hippie!

[boagrius]

I don't need to use the door I'm already inside laying on the couch playing video games and eating hot pockets (thanks Brian).

[Clan ONeill Guy]

As I have previously declared my support for Serban as my official voice in determing what loot to ask for, I am now doing so with Brian. I trust his judgement in who is or isn't a hippie and what is and isn't hippie-ish. He even makes the Galatian Goatee appear non-hippie-ish.