Star Wars dream...

[MorGrendel]

Just when you thought you might not be a dork, you go and have a star wars dream...

It should be pointed out that I am reading Heir to the Empire, and had some serious indigestion last night. So as I dreamed, and later, day-dreamed in the shower, I had a fantasy adventure I felt I must share with you.

First off I was Luke (hey, its my dream I get to be the main character) heading off to meet up with Han and Leia. Han was played by Doug with Harrison Ford hair, probably due to his stubborness and quick-witted humor. Leia was of course Missy, and yes I know this is all wierd in a Star Wars context. There was no slave girl outfit, though Leia/Missy was Preggers with twins (or at least that's what the force told me), and I mean really Preggers. No, I did not ask who the father was.

All of that was pretty quick, and somehow I got from inside an x-wing to inside the Falcon. We were meeting up with Lando on a mining planet. Lando was played by Dan. Or really more to the point a dark Italian Dan, played an Aries Spears rendition of Billy Dee Williams as Lando. I can not even begin to convey how absolutely hilarious this all was in my mind. But if you can imagine Dan with a Jerri-Curl, you are getting close.

At some point the Empire showed up, we all hopped in X-wings, and had ourselves a StarFox moment blowing up TIE fighters. Then I flew off/woke up.

In my semi-conscious state that followed I began to wonder what other friend/character combinations there might be. Two jumped straight to mind:

Chewie/Loki - Why: Well they both speak Wookie and...
R2-D2 and Chewbacca are playing the holographic game aboard the Millennium Falcon
Chewbacca: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh
C-3PO: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Han Solo: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C-3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that.
Chewbacca: Grrf.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win.

C3PO/Fritz Because C3PO is broken in every movie, and so is Fritz.
C-3PO: “We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.”
Fritz:"If I throw one more swing, I'm done for three months."
C-3PO: As C-3PO turn a corner in cloud city Hello, (boom) WAHHHHHHHHH.
Fritz: As Fritz turns his sheild What? (boom) WHER-AHHHHHHH.

Other notable mentions:
Vader/Bill: This really does not need an explaination
Ewok/Rachel because they walk the same in armor
R2D2/Serban because you can't understand either (but this is a stretch)
Old Obi-Wan/Serban because whether you know it or not, Serban is master of the Jedi Mind trick.
Jar-Jar/Be...Nevermind

Two final thoughts:
The Jedi-Mind-Trick confuses and manipulates the mind of a target and hence is a Dark Jedi power. Anyone else think it is wierd that it is one of the first things Luke learns?

Though not well known through out the Known-World, Galatians wear Storm Trooper White.

[Kaliban]

"Vader/Bill: This really does not need an explaination"


I love you Jeff :)

[Belovesus]

"Jar-Jar/Be...Nevermind"

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)

[lilkender]

I'll just say thanks for leaving me out of this.. especially for not dreaming about me.

[Fritz]

Die a slow painful death. That is all.

[Brynhild]

geeezzzzz, Come on...... I'm nothing like jar jar....... douche :D

[hypo]

Kender, I don't think Jeff forgot about you... I think he said you were one of the storm troopers and you know how they all look the same and die quickly.